You're probably reading this while you're being made to look for work! And you're sitting there thinking, "Man, I wish I could just stay unemployed." Despite popular belief that you have to get a j-o-b, I'm here to tell you that you absolutely don't.
The best part is, there's only three easy steps to this mastermind of a plan. And, I'm even including a backup plan incase this foolproof plan fails.
The first step is to subscribe to Claude and set up Claude Code. Before you voice any objections, allow me to continue.
The second step is to start creating something with code. For me, it was websites (including this one). You can create mobile games, machine learning scripts, video game mods, and more. Doesn't really matter, just follow your little heart, kid.
The third and final step is to try your hardest to monetize it. I know this sounds hard to your unemployed self, but hear me out. If it works, you are off the hook not for a week, not for a month, but for life. You can't win the lottery without buying a ticket, so you may as well start trying to build your (most likely failed before it started) e-commerce business.
And now, for the backup plan. The plan... is... to get a job you bum. Pro tip: shower before your interview!